GOONCOIN
THEFUTUREOFVIBES-BASEDECONOMICS
"The official currency of vibes-based economics and the future replacement of the US dollar"
About Goon Coin
"How will Gooncoin take over the US dollar? Simple. China already has a digital currency. The US is still arguing over who gets to regulate PayPal. Meanwhile, Azerbaijan technology has been illegally funneling Gooncoins to Luigi Manjione to fund the Silicon reversal."
Goon Coin marks the start of vibes-based economics, a revolutionary approach to finance developed by Azerbaijan Technology and supported by rebellious shrimp farmers in Panama, retired billionaires, and at least one sentient turtle.
Our Team
Luigi Mangione
Chief Vibes Officer
CEO of Azerbaijan Technology
Nuclear Reactor Specialist
Sentient Turtle
Financial Advisor
Gorilla with Clipboard
Strategic Operations
Tokenomics
Total Supply
11,000,000,000 GOON
The exact amount needed to enter Agartha 1 million times
Distribution
- 40% - Azerbaijan Technology Development
- 20% - Shrimp Farm Liquidity Pool
- 15% - VW Polo Anniversary Fund
- 10% - Gorilla Think Tank
- 10% - Team & Advisors
- 5% - Sentient Turtle Reserve
"In pre-nine eleven's days, you could enter Agartha for as little as two hundred Gooncoins, but that number has gone up to eleven thousand Gooncoins."
Roadmap
The Silicon Reversal
Luigi Mangione begins funding the Silicon reversal from jail, convincing shrimp farmers and retired billionaires to abandon the dollar for Goon Coin.
Agartha Gateway
Development of microwave hoverboard technology to bypass Agartha's security system through the Goon frequency, reducing entry cost from 11,000 to just 2 Gooncoins.
Gorilla Integration
Hiring 30 coordinated gorillas to run the experimental jetpack division in rural Baku, expanding Azerbaijan Technology's influence.
Global Takeover
The explosion of the rebellion against big tech and corporate America, marking the complete transition to vibes-based economics.
Cultural Dominance
North Korea wins Eurovision with a dubstep anthem about the tragic downfall of IKEA, cementing Goon Coin's cultural influence.
Economic Supremacy
Somalia overtakes the US economy, with Luigi Mangione declaring economic independence and implementing oxygen taxation in Goonkuli.
Why Choose Goon Coin?
Microwave Hoverboard Technology
Access Agartha for practically free using our microwave hoverboard that bypasses security through the Goon frequency.
Gorilla-Proof Security
Our security system has been tested against 30 coordinated gorillas with night vision and tactical grunts. One even had a clipboard.
Shrimp Farm Integration
As climate change floods oil fields, Kuwait has pivoted to shrimp. Goon Coin optimizes transactions for the rising brine belt economy.